Friday, November 16, 2007

He Was Always Such a Quiet Neighbour


The nondescript cap and oversized sunglasses make this mannequin look like a serial-killer in hiding. The goatee must be part of his disguise as well; it seems at odds with the unnaturally gaunt face.


And because I care about your welfare:


Remember folks, NEVER allow an abductor to drag you into his car. Fight, kick, bite...whatever it takes. But, if you do find yourself imprisonned in the trunk of his sedan, there is still hope. Kick like hell at the portions of the trunk aligned with the signal lights. These areas are not reinforced and you should be able to punch a hole straight through, at which point you're free to stick your arm through to alert fellow motorists that you are mere minutes away from ending up like the well-girl in Silence of the Lambs (Loved the movie, but objected to the homophobic portrayal of the villain. I'm disappointed Jodi Foster didn't put her foot down on that point. She does bat for the team, you know).

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